Yeah, whatever.

glowsinthedark9:

Look at this little dapper man

sexyloogi:

NOTHING IS MORE PUNK THEN LETTING SMALL CHILDREN THINK UR COOL AND TOUCH YOUR HAIR SPIKES

bryko:

Don’t fuck with luigi

squirps:

PLEASE REMEMBER TO NOT LET YOUR BLACK CATS OUTSIDE AROUND OR ON HALLOWEEN BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME SCARY PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO KILL/DO CULT THINGS WITH BLACK CATS ON HALLOWEEN!! actually, just keep your pets inside on halloween, it’s a fun holiday but there are some god awful people out there!

ALSO REMEMBER! if you work at an animal shelter or a pet store, don’t sell black cats around or on halloween for the same reason! keep your cute kitty cats safe! this has been a kitty psa

”This is my favorite photo in the world - me and Linus, born to a dairy cow and ordered to be killed when the farmer saw he was a male (and thus useless in the dairy industry). A compassionate individual intervened, and he was brought to a sanctuary. I met him when he was a few days old and 60 pounds, and he would always try to sit on my lap. Today, 7 years young and 1500 pounds, he still tries to sit on my lap.”

- Colleen Patrick-Goudreau

(via violentbaudelaire)

newspooky:

Best joke in the entire movie, I swear to god.

freakydeakysunshine:

happppybeaver:

nothing-without-science:

High-speed photography of how the process of lighting a match happens. An extract from an episode of BBC programme - Chemistry: A Volatile History.

theres no match for this awesomness

get out

frick-n-furter:

WE DID THE MASH

*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*

WE DID THE MONSTER MASH

*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*

THE MONSTER MASH

*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*

IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH

chickensandwich:

cuntakinte:

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

stagofsymbolism:

shota-satan-alex:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*obama voice* don’t worry america, congress is just going through a phase “IT’S NOT A PHASE, BARACK” *slams door*

“YOU’RE NOT MY REAL PRESIDENT!”

Is America even a real country

no.

sebcest:

sebcest:

no mom you don’t get over social anxiety by talking to a stranger a few times and seeing that it’s “not that bad” stop forcing me to talk to store clerks when i need help it makes me feel sick and it doesnt make anything better you fucking asshole

and parents wonder why their kids dont want to talk to them about stuff like this

Wow, that’s some fucked up parents.

hallodean:

i bet the angels are really divided on dean and cas’ relationship, sort of like political parties, where one side is really stuffy and baffled and uncomfortable by cas’ affection for dean with the other half of more liberal siblings waving flags and cheering “rootin 4 u lil bro!!!!” and eagerly eavesdropping on all of dean’s prayers to offer moral support

deanisanactualprincess:

high-blogging:

castiel-took-the-tardis:

This is what I come home to when I leave my sister alone.

family business

redneckwerewolf:

ohcorny:

weepinduo

THIS KILLS ME STILL